Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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