why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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