i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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