just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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