Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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