WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
