It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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