By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
