We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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