hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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