READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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