Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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