Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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