I think i peed on brittanys purse
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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