ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Randomize
