Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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