I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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