you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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