he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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