The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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