i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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