margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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