nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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