Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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