"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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