The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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