Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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