Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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