Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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