Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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