Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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