i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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