therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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