Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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