HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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