So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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