yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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