May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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