dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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