a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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