The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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