Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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