I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
