PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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