OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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