You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
