Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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