you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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