dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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