One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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