So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't like sucking hair
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I faked an abortion last night.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
