Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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