They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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